Terms that should be mutually exclusive. Also, terms that should not both be appended to the name of a soft drink.

Frequently, I get surveys for points at mypoints. Today was one of the first times I actually qualified for said survey. The last round was for some Microsoft garbage, and due to my obvious bias, I didn’t answer the questions to qualify correctly. Anyway, the one I took today was for a Coke product that had no calories, but yet was an energy drink. I’m not sure how this works exactly. In fact, I’m pretty sure this wasn’t even a real product…yet. My favorite part was when they listed the pricing scheme:

20 oz. bottle: $1.29

2 liter bottle: $1.09

12-pack (12 oz. cans): $2.99

That’s amazing! You mean I can pay more, and receive approximately 40 ounces less? Neat! Rad! Awesome! The sad thing is, that’s pretty much the way things are, and there’s still no revolution. Revolution? Good grief, it’s only pop. Maybe sometimes I get too worked up over things… Nope, I don’t think so.