Just finished reading an article by a guy who’s been using Microsoft Windows Vista for nineteen months. I’m inspired. Here’s my official list of reasons to upgrade to Vista:

1. less annoying sounds
2. searching that might actually compete with everyone else (mac & linux)
3. it’s pretty… most of the time
4. desktop in 2.5 dimensions
5. sounds suck less
6. fonts are now legible
7. programs take even longer to load, because they haven’t been updated yet
8. spend $600 (or more) on new hardware: video card, RAM, processor, motherboard
9. it’s faster, but only if you spent that money for new hardware
10. last, but not least, all of this is yours for just $250 (not including the aforementioned hardware upgrade)