Some time ago there was a horde of monkeys that would harrass me at random times. On second thought, maybe they weren’t so random, being as how it was only when I stayed up late. Not exactly sure how they climbed up the side of Kesler, but they haven’t bothered me at the new house. I ought to mention (before you all think I’m a drug addict) that the monkeys are purely a figment of my own imagination. I think they may have been sent by Bill Gates. That would explain the fact that they never really served any useful purpose.